Best Bill Cosby Quotes
1- “I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” ~ Bill Cosby
2- “In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.” ~ Bill Cosby
3- “Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.” ~ Bill Cosby
4- “The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.” ~ Bill Cosby
5- “We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.” ~ Bill Cosby
6- “Don’t talk yourself into not being you.” ~ Bill Cosby
7- “The essence of childhood, of course, is play.” ~ Bill Cosby
8- “Your parents put a curse on you – Someday your kids are going to act just like you.” ~ Bill Cosby
9- “If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.” ~ Bill Cosby
10- “I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.” ~ Bill Cosby
11- “The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.” ~ Bill Cosby
12- “Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.” ~ Bill Cosby
13- “Any husband who says, “My wife and I are completely equal partners,” is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.” ~ Bill Cosby
14- “People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.” ~ Bill Cosby
15- “Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.” ~ Bill Cosby
16- “Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.” ~ Bill Cosby
17- “Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.” ~ Bill Cosby
18- “The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.” ~ Bill Cosby
19- “Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.” ~ Bill Cosby
20- “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.” ~ Bill Cosby
21- “Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.” ~ Bill Cosby
22- “Every father says the same thing: “Where’s your mother?”” ~ Bill Cosby
23- “Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.” ~ Bill Cosby
24- “Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.” ~ Bill Cosby
25- “Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.” ~ Bill Cosby
26- “Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.” ~ Bill Cosby
27- “All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right” ~ Bill Cosby
28- “That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.” ~ Bill Cosby
29- “It’s painful, but we can’t heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.” ~ Bill Cosby
30- “Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.” ~ Bill Cosby
31- “The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.” ~ Bill Cosby
32- “It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.” ~ Bill Cosby
33- “Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they’ll understand.” ~ Bill Cosby
34- “When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.” ~ Bill Cosby
35- “You can’t be everything to everyone” ~ Bill Cosby
36- “The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being.” ~ Bill Cosby
37- “Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it’s not like whispering to your friend, you’ve put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.” ~ Bill Cosby
38- “Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.” ~ Bill Cosby
39- “The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it’s about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving pieces and … No. It’s marriage. The Queen moves anywhere she wants.” ~ Bill Cosby
40- “Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.” ~ Bill Cosby
41- “After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was “Don’t.”” ~ Bill Cosby
42- “In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.” ~ Bill Cosby
43- “The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.” ~ Bill Cosby
44- “Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.” ~ Bill Cosby
45- “Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.” ~ Bill Cosby
46- “The three ingredients of a successful union between two … humor, commitment & undying love.” ~ Bill Cosby
47- “There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.” ~ Bill Cosby
48- “We’re not raising children with the love that we need to.” ~ Bill Cosby
49- “Man can not live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter.” ~ Bill Cosby
50- “Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.” ~ Bill Cosby
